Judge Gringo Lall blows his horn

Judge Gringo Lall blows his horn

It is often said Guyana is like the "wild wild west" of American history, well there may be some truth to that, why, just yesterday Judge Gringo Lall made an appearance, the good judge was in his courtroom trying to work and dem damm infernal machines kept honking their horns, now if it is one thing the loony judge likes it is to blow his own horn, he therefore moved quickly to quiet the competition, so to speak, declaring the "world is my courtroom' he had the poor horner men dragged in from the streets and charged with "contempt of Court", one poor man declared "contempt? I just got here.." the other said " I was not in contempt before, but seeing how this thing works, contempt is a verb I can live with, the rest are not printable" , after forcing the men to gamble on guilty/not guilty pleas, the lawman set fines and had a good laugh with his colleagues, the fact that fathers would not be able to buy dinner for their families was of no bother to him whatsoever, "so what if they can't buy bread, let them eat cake tonight" .

The good judge then announced he would henceforth be a "mobile court" and would no longer wait for cases to be brought before him but he would be Pro-active and nip crimes in the bud or amazingly, even prevent crimes from happening, Guysnooze reacted quickly and embedded a reporter to follow this legal pioneer and report. What follows may shock, surprise and even delight you depending on your point of view.

Judge Gringo Lall (as he is known) stopped at the Red House and announced he had made his judgement and it would remain "Cheddie" house, when asked by our reporter 'what about Burnham?" he said, I have decided , Red House for Cheddie, Castellanni house for Burnham, when further pressed about the new guys, Grainger & Nagamoodoo, he delivered judgment, DAG house and Shit house respectively , unless fowl get teeth and dem turn out to be better than useless, and the flying judge moved on.

Next Judge Gringo Lall made judgments on the suicide problem in Guyana, sale of rope - ten years, sale of indian tonic..ah mean gramaxone - 5 years, sale of knife and guns --all good, sale of cook-up by lady wid bigfoot who does deh skretchin' all the time..welcome! apart from these measures the Judge called the Minister of Social media and made an order of the court to force her to produce billboards for public education:

1. Poison kills, Nah drink ahm.

2.  Blow is inevitable, so nah tek blows, fuh givin' blow.

3. Nuff mo fish deh in the sea.

4. Henging people wid rope is job fuh judge.

5. Only judge can blow dem own horn.

Our intrepid pioneer Judge then took us on a dizzying whistle stop tour, Robb Street- gag order for man wid Goat syndrome, judge tell he shut he trap , leh one jackass bray at a time, right away a lady jump up and seh "dem sensoring the PPP" , the judge tell she no smoking in he courtroom, she shout 'you're out of order" he shout back.... "you're out of Government"....

*Editor's Note: Oppression creeps up on you, a culmination of disparate acts that reach critical mass if left unchecked, we the People have the responsibility to be ever vigilant and confront it whenever it rears its ugly head,