Tuesday, 21 March 2017

Satan Qualifies!

Satan Qualifies! 

Well the qualities being demanded by His Excellency of a new GECON chair have been released to the public; they have however caused consternation as a cursory appraisal would suggest them onerous at best and a terrible joke at worst.

The Leader of the Opposition has declared his work to provide a list over the last month as ‘worthless’ in the face of the new criteria; he was able to share with us his nominees and the dis- qualifiers.

Nominee
Dis-qualifier
Jesus
Religious Activist
Mahatma Gandhi
Rabble Rousing Veterinarian
Nelson Mandella
Not a Judge, wears loud shirts
Hanuman
Hidden member of Monkey Party
Tarzan of the Apes
Apparent member of the Monkey Party
Mickey Mouse
Out of Wedlock relationship with Minnie
Pope Francis
Cross-dresser
Pope London
Un-dresser
Steve Surujbally
Rabble Rousing Vegetarian
Satan
Judges people, no fucks given, Qualifies! 

Editor’s Note *No Unicorns were harmed during the writing of this report.


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