Satan Qualifies!
Well the qualities being demanded
by His Excellency of a new GECON chair have been released to the public; they
have however caused consternation as a cursory appraisal would suggest them onerous
at best and a terrible joke at worst.
The Leader of the Opposition has
declared his work to provide a list over the last month as ‘worthless’ in the
face of the new criteria; he was able to share with us his nominees and the
dis- qualifiers.
Nominee
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Dis-qualifier
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Jesus
|
Religious Activist
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Mahatma Gandhi
|
Rabble Rousing Veterinarian
|
Nelson Mandella
|
Not a Judge, wears loud shirts
|
Hanuman
|
Hidden member of Monkey Party
|
Tarzan of the Apes
|
Apparent member of the Monkey Party
|
Mickey Mouse
|
Out of Wedlock relationship with Minnie
|
Pope Francis
|
Cross-dresser
|
Pope London
|
Un-dresser
|
Steve Surujbally
|
Rabble Rousing Vegetarian
|
Satan
|
Judges people, no fucks given, Qualifies!
|
Editor’s Note *No Unicorns were harmed during the writing of this
report.
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