Quinquagenary Bitches!

Quinquagenary Bitches!

We all have that old dodderer in our family that gags on a bit, pure gibberish that now one pays any attention to, but when one of the old farts get elected presidente, well dats an odder thing altogether, his every word is policy, so understanding is impotent.

We at Guysnooze have been hard at work translating the works of our country's artifact architect of the future, despite his unwillingness to break from the past, you see how this makes for a bloody difficult job then, eh?

What Granddad says versus what Granddad means.

10. Unity Event. Will be held at the Square of the revolution, all are invited except the "you know whos".

9. Transparent- You will never find out #pyleup

8. One People, One Nation, One Destiny--- One People...they ress ah ya'lll need to beat out.

7."Quinquagenary "------ Fuck you Sooba, try saying "quinquagenary" ...there I did it again.

6.The Economy---- The money the PPP lef fuh bingee.

5.Over the next decade--- It will be a "rigorous" 10 years.  

4. Renaissance - The village next to Plaisance.

3.Remaining obstacles to progress--- The PPP.

2. Poverty alleviation- -----No minister of Government shall be impovrished.  

1. I will address the nation on matters of great import--- 'I'm Obama Lite ...bitches!