There was a man from Wales

There was a man from Wales

There was a man from Wales

Some called him Johnny some Jack

Sex slave at 12 to hear him tell

Daddy’s friends touched me there

He visited Uncle for midday snacks

his quick head and oral skills

Saw him decked in fancy threads

Lunch money and gadgets too

Alas he was dropped by the pedo bunch

As they moved on to younger fare

For years he moved away

Now back to claim his share

Fancy suit and fantasies

“Interpol will have you all shot”

“CNN is watching me, Uncle is plotting”

“If I die , you know who to hang”

Benschcop tried to bribe me

Chinee Judge lied to me

How this mental patient

Has it twisted in his mind

One would be taking a risk

To ask him time of day

Wristwatch is a spy plane

His lawyer Mr. imaginarius

May accuse you of tampering

With his highness

Family jewels and precious places

Stay far from this fraud

Or encounter the dreaded

“he touched my penis clause”

The rights of those genuinely abused

Those Gay and proud

Upstanding men and women

Have been dealt a stunning blow

By this wannabe Thin Slice show

The courts may have put it all to rest

But I am sure we haven’t heard the last

Of little Johnny yet...