Robin’s New School

Robin’s New School

Friends, haters and Countrymen living in odder countries…Investors all, lend me your hard ears, I know that my previous attempts at business have failed, but so did some of Senor Trump’s and look how well he is doing… I am thinking positive as advised by our President and starting a small business/hustle, it is a School…now I know what you are thinking… dem already got nuff school, school of the nations, school of rich, school of poor, school for hindu, catholic,muslim, what would make this school different from all the other offerings?

I give you The School of Opposition… having noticed that Politicians in ‘Opposition’ always seem to know the answers, know which questions to ask and even the dunce ones have the confidence of geniuses, so why not apply this theory to school aged children and produce a Pack of Pompous Pricks who know it all.

Based on our observations sitting on the hard benches in the School of Opposition will see your child make dramatic progress in his/her understanding of :

• ·         Ethics:  “Resign your post dad” they will say “you told a lie” this they will say with a straight face.
• ·         Racism:  Your child will learn to forget his own discriminatory behavior in sharing sweeties and instead focus on trivial pursuit of words that may or may not be offensive to some for political capital.
• ·         Selective Memory:  Your child will forget and/or pretend that all the shit he did while in the School of Government where the seats were cushy and the kickbacks were sweet.
• ·         Imagination: Your child will develop expansive imagination and much like Camp street prisoners demanding steak for breakfast, will make outrageous demands of School of Government 
• Elocution: “Fly all the Guyanese abroad home for the holidays and give them free housing and food, we can afford it” …dem kinda skunt will roll off the tongue smoothly while on Opposition school benches.
• ·          A School of Opposition child will experience ‘eureka’ moments and suddenly know the difference between Truth and Lies, Right and Wrong, Slap and Strip.

The School of Opposition will also have remedial classes for those who need reminders of what a hard bench feels like on the bt bone, one hour in class and the big man would mek a pick for Chairman of GECON real quick, because In Opposition everyone knows everything, that is our tag line btw…  My former classmate will remember how to ‘shot’ back at spurious claims that he ‘lied’ about “Oil Block” when we all know is only “Hollow block” leff back…

Get that dunce kid of yours into this school ASAP and in no time people will be calling him “Young Einstein”.

* I remind all potential Investors that this is a Green economy and shares start at $5000