Thursday, 19 January 2017

The Beyonce Principles of Governance

The Beyonce Principles of Governance

“Whores!” Bellowed the editor, trembling with anger and fury, he stomped through the newsroom brandishing a fistful of papers… “wife giving he blow again or what?” asked the female reporter of no one in particular… “he still got wife?” asked the skinny jeans reporter, this time directed at the fat reporter… “well…I think he divorce again..but he coulda marrid back again..he skunt like Elizabeth Taylor, always in or out of marriage…better we go see what he got on the mind”…  and that is how the fight started … Monday morning meeting, routine or so it seemed….

ED: Look , we almost two years into this new administration  and I can’t figure out their driving philosophy, this thing eating at mih craw, dem is nat Marxist, Capitalist, Communist or even Buddist? Any of you figure out what it might be based on policy?

Fat Reporter: Policy? What fucking policy? They give a prize winner money to write policy, a man who does tek three months to finish a sentence…. did Ariadne gently pass she hand down she voluptuous backside? or was it a scratch of she posterior, when we all damm well know Ariadne did digging she beetee… the whole cultural policy gon boil down to “because fuck you, that’s why”…

Skinny Jeans Reporter: They operating on the Beyonce principle chief…  If YOU like it WE gon put a tax on it, oh oh oh… you like to drink water we gonna pud a tax on it…plus dem got a few people well who throwing shade whole day and night pon social media...

Fat Reporter: meeno ‘bout any principles on display by any ministers, is a free for all, right hand got no idea what left hand doing , maybe that is the Mandrake (the magician) philosophy, look wha’ Jarge doing by yuh front gate while Joeseff thief yuh fowl from the backyard ….

Female reporter: Look ya’ll is big men, ya’ll ent see the people working with the oldest male philosophy?... Fus  dey fool up the people before election, dey get in, now we getting the shaft, lef’ right and center… and is obvious dey don’t plan to win another elections, not wid vat on light, water and internet…., no bossman, this is a ‘Flirtys, Squirtsy, Arrivederchi’…  as coined by Gecon chairman, old man special…sometimes it takes a woman to understand these things…

ED: Looks like Old man Darling here got a point…. No wonder they had so much condoms and lube in the “drug bond”…

Female Reporter: speaking of old man darling… is which of yuh whores yuh was mekking noise about….

Ed: Literary whores, girl…. not literal whores… dem who should know better but prostituting their intellect to defend the indefensible… but wait..is who you calling whores? Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen mekkin’ sandwiches?

And dat dear reader, did not go well with the whole ‘equality’ movement… nex’ dey gon want vote!






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