Nepotism in Government

Nepotism in Government

“Nepotism chief!, we gat dem dis time, the minister jus hire he fairy godmother as an adviser, blatant nepotism! Outrageous!!” shouted the reporter manning the political desk, “hold tight dere fatboy’ said the editor “calm down…when the man said fairy godmother ..who you thought he mean?”…. “obviously his gay godmother, ah mean..people using all kinda terms these days, fairy, homosexual, bullah…all mean the same thing ..antiman’ declared the reporter, “look sir, use of the word antiman could get you fired around here, this is not the No Chirren Network (NCN) we gat standards! , you ever consider dat the man was talking about a fictional character? Like in lil pickney storybook? …but I see your point now that I think about it, look, go try to find out if is a real anti person he talking about, ask around…”

Our reporter asked the opinion of many, here is a sampling of replies to the question

Reporter: Do you think the minister was referring to a real person or fictional character when he said his ‘fairy godmother’ wished him to do something?

Cde Rotee: I think it can be a bit of both, I for example had Mrs. J who looked out for me like a fairy godmother, in fact, had she not done so I would have probably ended up as a mini-bus driver or conductor.

Cde. Mustachio: I would opine that it was a fictional reference; the suggestion to bulldoze a nuthouse coming from an imaginary voice inside your head does present a certain logic, after all we lock people who listen to imaginary voices and friends in their heads in nuthouse, do we not? Self preservation man, self preservation…

Man in the street: I think is one of dem ‘lodge’ thing, cause if you will recall, the said minister was recently playing the role of fairy godmother to larry, he wave a wand an’ turn larry office building into a certified bond and then he play Santa Claus an’ give he a certified check to pay for it … so in closing I would like to say dat these homosexuals are taking over the country.

The Brutal Crew Spokesperson: I would like to say dat the previous person you interviewed who said homosexuals are taking over the world…. well he should know, he likes the lumber and he pays for it by the inch… as for the minister, who knows, my lips are sealed.

Due to the degeneration of the topic, our reporter was recalled to the office and this is all we will say on the topic.

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Crime Round-up

The Guys Planting Firearms (GPF) this week reported that Crime going down in Guyana, our reporters in the field provided reports that backed this statement up, our about town man said “yep, it going down as we speak, it going down on Sheriff street, it going down at the bus park, Regent street, Camp street, it going down everywhere, it even went down at a five year old’s birthday party on D’urban street on Saturday, shots fired rass, even the lil chirren sweetie and jub-jub not safe anymore, in fact the next knock or kick on your door could be the sound of the next crime to go down.”

The GPF also launched a National manhunt for the maniac who keeps encouraging Sharmaine to make new music videos, The madness must stop now declared acting Commissioner Somethingortheother, it is an invasion of the senses, it not helping the suicide rate.

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