Must make wife happy

Must make wife happy

In a stunning announcement today, Minister of Public Scrutiny, Rumjahrum, stated that the new policy of his government was to “make wives happy” …we at Guysnooze were rousted from our “summer slumber” and told by our editor to conduck surveys an’ ting to find out what exactly would make Guyanese wives happy, when we questioned the editor about survey methods and parameters, he said, “look go mek up ting like Bizzyram and Freddy, see how dem successfull? …Emulate” , well we did, we made calls, we facebooked, we even had a few words with our wives, we wives, never ones to miss a chance to turn that knife in we gut about our miserable existence, in turn had a few choice words for us, so we abandoned that pursuit quickly, turns out it easier to list other men’s wives requests and paths to happenis ….

Top Ten Thing that mek wives happy

10. Sweet man.

9. She fren who doan like you and whom you suspeck is a lesbian.

8. She man fren who she swear is Gay, but who look like he packin a serious loley deh...

7. Your fren who is she fren... (see Sweet man or Cochore) 

6. Yuh outside pickney  get less CXC than she own.(Mommy baby, Daddy’s maybe)

5. Husband who delivers complete paycheck for her to manage. (see #1 reason for corruption in GT)

4. Passwords to your phone AND Facebook without your knowledge.

3. Shoes, all kinda shoe, flat shoe, high heel, pumps? Strappy shoe , boots…all color…

2. Husbands who accept that the monstrosity in the bedside table is a “massager”.

1. She fine out yuh “Sweet woman” givin’ yuh blow.

*editor's note to women "stop breathing" is not an option we can publish.