Friday, 28 August 2015

It's 2 AM you must be lonely.... or understanding.


Scene: woman standing on roadside with large brick in hand

Friend: Sandra, is whu you doing with the brick and the vex face? I hope is nah me bai Ronald you waitng fuh, yuh know the man love yuh bad bad, even tho he like he lil drink up pun a friday nite…

Sandra: Girl, Reshma, is nat Ronald, well is a long story ..

Reshma: I gat time…

Sandra: well is like this, yuh know how Ronald does go drinking every Friday nite wid the bais dem and don’t  come home till foreday marning, right?... well he got he fun and I got mine, so every Friday fuh the lass dunno when, things going good, even if I mek a slip up he does be too drunk fuh notice, one time he spot a condom on the ground by the bed, well he start fuh mek a beeline, but I head he off with two thump and tell he he always drunk and look how he chrren messing up me room wid they water balloon,(reshma laughs) a nex time he come home an’ axe why I rumphle up so, why the bed rumphle up so and why the bedroom window wide open , I tell he why he doan mind he drunk self and dat I not expekin’ the queen and a haul off and thump he again…. But lass nite…lass nite girl…

Reshma:wha’ happen, I neva see you look so worried…

Sandra: well the man come home ‘bout five hours early, I did busy wid the sweet man when I hear a commotion downstairs, I seh “oh god! Break and enter” of course the jackass pun top me laugh and seh, “enter and break” well he nearly get a cuff, I fling he off and run out pun the landing, only to see Mr. Ronald tekkin’ off he shoes…well right deh I know was trouble…he neva tek off he shoes before…. I run inside and tell he brother fuh hide, and try fuh pull on a lil something and run downstairs… Ronald did coming up and I offer fuh fix something fuh he eat in the kitchen… he watch me from head to toe and then full in me face and tell me he know what he want nyam… girl, I was in a mess, Ronald and me go up to the bedroom and he start tek off he clothes , well me ent see dat man naked since ..lemmes see..how old is Robert…8 years… sometimes he does huff and puff in the dark …neways….suddenly he stop….he spot Alvin foot sticking out from under the bed…the man ent say nothing..he just watch the foot, he watch me, then he say “I musse real drunk, I seeing me own foot under me own bed” …then he lie down and go to sleep…

Reshma: suh wha’ you do girl?

Sandra: well I lie down and start fuh think…and dat got me hay…

Reshma: suh wah’ the brick fuh...

Sandra: Ramjattan, is he close up dem rumshop early…..



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