Let us Co-operate for (make benefit of glorious nation of) Guyana.

Let us Co-operate for (make benefit of glorious nation of) Guyana.

Guysnooze reporters have been busy, a change in administration meant a shift in focus, new informants to cultivate, new names to learn, new ministries , new, new ,new…wait what… I know that song, doan tell me is…is …me bowl ah bailing caffee in de marning….no? …. Oh, oh let us karparate…eh heh, got it chief…. Ahm..is a pre-1992 songs sor, we doan really do dat kinda ting no more…yes yes ah remember, onward upward mary had a goat, day by day she tie it with a rope….what? dem is nah the real lyrics? ….oh, well ah guess you version mek mo’ sense…sigh….how much of my childhood was filled with wrong lyrics…neways …to the matters at hand, inside info on new ministries etc. , strong word has come that a Ministry of Same-Antics has been formed, after the first meeting of the new ministry notes were leaked to our reporters.

Minister:  Thank you all for coming, this ministry has been created to make old things seem new, like Office of the President is now to be known as Ministry of the Presidency (I ent mekkin’ dis up) so no more OP shit! ya’ll understand? Good, now , all the projecs that were undertaken by the PPP shall have to be renamed, fus up Amaila Falls Hydro? Suggestions?

Staffer1: Kuribrong river electricution project?

Minister: you is one ah Sharma son?

Staffer2: How bout we rename the falls Amna Ali and call it The AmnaAli Falls Hydro Project?

Minister: Creative, now we cooking, now wah’ we gon call the road that Fip ent build?

Staffer3: look duh raod gon always gat problems, leh we name it after Jaggy, so eveytime dem got problems we could seh, problems with Jaggy again! Holes have appeared on the Jaggy highway, yuh get me?

Minister: (squinting he eye) ah watching you… you lil too brite… but yuh got a point , we could always tell people “why yuh doan drive up Jaggy highway” an ting… wha’  bout the airport extension? Dat already name after CBJ, we cayn dis the man after all dem ads about how much we like he and he crack head son doan waste time fuh buse…

Staffer 1: longening is a word?

Minister: (gives cut eye and suck teeth)

Staffer2: the CBJ Stiffening project, cause yuh know when the bai ting get hard it does grow…

Minister: suh yuh sayin the airport tek two Viagra? Shut yuh skunt if yuh ent gat nothing to say!

Staffer3: how ‘bout we call it the Cde. Greenshirt Large Enabling Aircraft Project or The Greenshirt LEAP Initiative?

Minister: Brilliant! ....Now yuh fired, I need dis wuk and you too sharp, pack and ride out, lil Sharma you go wid he fuh mek sure.

*Guysnooze Editors pity dem poor lil pickney who gat to learn all dese new names for the Same old tings..