Manifestno Top Ten
Guysnooze once again brings you (our adoring readers) an exclusive release, this time it is the top ten reasons the collation manifesto has not been released for public viewing.
Manifestno Top Ten
10. Ahwee daag eat am.
9. Got printer, no ink. Got ink no printer. Got ink and printer, no ideas.
8. Group hugs every five minutes in displays of real unity.
7. Women keep interrupting and asking for “Rights” an’ ting.
6. Women do not bring sandwiches when asking for these “rights”…. dat not right!
5. Cde. Greenshirt has to take his scheduled naps with military precision.
4. House lot, laptop, pension, road, airport, deep water harbor ,hydro…all taken.
3. Nobody know who Prak and Patto addressing when they talking.(nuff confusion)
2. Nagas keep knocking and asking to come into the room.
1. The culinary preference for Eggballs by the Abby Faught Constantly campaign manager has gastronomical consequences.
*aircondition is nat fuh everybady
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