Guysnooze Glossary 2.0

Guysnooze Glossary 2.0

We at Guysnooze would like to register our annoyance at the continuous abuse of the English language on the campaign trail, our foreign friends are constantly haranguing us to explain the various terms and words unfamiliar to them, hence we give you Guysnooze Glossary 2.0, good until the next rally or some such…

Rimemba - To have a false memory of an event, such as your mother hiding and clappin’ roti.

Skin bamzie - same as Skin BT, wha’ yuh men yuh ent know wha’ dah mean? Ahm… Mooning with a colored bottom

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Canter - A De-lightful vehicle. (see GPL)

GPL- Wonderful provider of de-lightful evenings  filed with candle light dinners and conversations with family members.

The 911- The use of a picture provided by a rival journalist to give the 411 on the GPF .

Rationalization – The reasons that will be given for firing civil servants, ntw 11% of you are safe…you know who you are, yuh better hope they do.

Nepotism – PPP chirren on list

Mekupism- Chirren on other party lists.

Tekovaism- Pickney tek ova the whole party.

Pragmatism-One ah yuh pickney on every list. See (Sharma-isms)

Selman- The tale of a barefoot and pregnant backbencher who has escaped to the backbenches on the other side.

Weed party- What we call the Rastaman party—ah mean the healing and tea drinking party.

Hipprotester- Protesting Marriot today, dining there with the wife tomorrow.

Soup Critic- Reason given by Freedy for taking his wife dining.