Flag Waving Ceremony

Flag Waving Ceremony

There is much confusion about the venue choice for the recently renamed Flag Waving Ceremony , many observers expected the charade of Independence to be continued at Jubilee Park (formerly D’urban Racecourse) however, a release from the Ministry of Events suggested that Stabroek Square would be given the honor and of course a bath and new clothes, ths was quickly dispelled by the owner of Stabroek Square , Town Clown Ricedone Quick, “I nat paying for government to have bingee” were his exack words. This has led to a swirl of rumor that other venues are being considered, these include, Parade Ground, the National Park, the Car Park, the Bus Park, Globe yard ,Big Yard and Patrick Yarde. Guysnooze was able to purloin obtain a secret internal memo from deep within the Department of Excuses, we give you a look in this Guysnooze Exclusive!!!!

Reasons for change of venue for Flag Waving Ceremony (formerly Independence Flag Raising)

10. Been there, done dat!

9. Because Fuck you! That’s why! . #Culturaladvice

8. Too Dark (SECURITY)

7. Patto too busy to fix the stands. #blackouts

6. Too close to OP, security risk.

5. Lights too Bright, hurts ol’ bai eyes.

4. Acoustics terrible, God Save the Queen   Anthem sounds better when played at Stabroek Square.

3. D’urban is now “Jubilee Park” ..this is NOT a Jubilee event. #duh

2. Flag too Big, suggests penile deficiency compensation.(see Freud, Sigmund)

1. Not enough Chairs for Placing Picky People. (is all 32 ah dem want seat, none doan stay home?)

*Editor's note: Remember when we had those 50 years of Independence? and then people complained that we bring back Burnham? well it looks like we bringing back the Queen! and not a peep from the 'intellectuals' ..SMDH