Five Things we learned this week in GT.

Five Things we learned this week in GT.

5. Minister Jordan plans to measure growth in economy using different yardstick. Everything sounds bigger when measured in millimeters. These two facts not unrelated.

4. We have become the land of many Arches:

• ·         The Arch no one noticed until May 2015. (Brickdam)
• ·         The Replaced Arch
• ·         The Banks Arch (location unknown)
• ·         The Traffic Jam Arch (East Coast)
• ·         The Future Linden Arch (location to be decided residents so don’t hold breath, see Linden TV Station, Linden Syntethic Track, etc.)
• ·         The Lost Arch (Misplaced by Bruk it Benn, see also Replaced Arch)

3. BeeKay to Train Mazuruni prisoners as part of effort to reduce violent crime, he is expected to provide expert advice on move from Blue Collar to White collar crime, topics include:

• ·         Political Ship Jumping
• ·         Writing the perfect Billion dollar demand letter.
• ·         How to profit from Currency Exchange rate fluctuations.

2. We are also Land of the Arch Rivals:

• ·         Rohee V Goat
• ·         Eric Phillips V Amerindians
• ·         GPF V British Terrorists
• ·         Banks V Ansa
• ·         Salary V VAT
• ·         People V Politicians
• ·         Cheated V Defeated
• ·         Freddy V Logic
• ·         Basil V Anil
• ·         Pogwolly V Smith & Jones
• ·         GPHell  V Everybody

 1.    If your woman got other men, you are not an owner you are a ‘share holer’, If you are the woman in this arrangement you are a "hole-sharer'. 

Editors Note* We have come to believe that Trotman’s referral to ‘Crab Island’ may be a metaphor for the Crab in Barrel Syndrome afflicting the populace, we could not confirm this hypothesis.