Rose Hall Residents Celebrate freedom from sugar!
Rose Hall Resident Celebrate freedom from sugar!
The Guysnooze newsroom was rocked by the news that rival organizations were being paid to provide favorable coverage of Government news and to throw the occasional bit of shade the opposition way, we immediately let our editor know that we too needed to get in on this lucre. He was amiable to the idea and we did some brainstorming and then sent the following to the PravdaPrime Minister.
Dear Neighbor ,
I apologize for the barking of my dogs late last night, those silly animals were trying to keep a few bandits from breaking into the laundry room, when caught they said they heard a rumor of ‘money laundering’ , anyway chach, Lets face it , Guysnooze ent paying the bills and our writers would like to see if we could fall in on the lil side freck that OP sharing.
To demonstrate our skills , We have written a few stories to send in instead of a CV.
Rose Hall Residents Celebrate freedom from sugar!
A massive crowd gathered today in Rosehall to celebrate the closure of the sugar estate there, workers whose foreparents came under indenture arrangements over a century ago were openly grateful to the A-whee Party Not U-wan (APNU)for removing the yoke from around their necks, free at last was the sentiment , many spoke of finally being able to move on from the slave like labor of cutting cane and expressed desires to explore entrepreneurial avenues such as fry breadfruit chips, cassava chips and chicken foot, a few more ambitious individuals even mentioned entering the lucrative field of politics. A few individuals linked to the vicious dictator of the Previously Powerful Party (PPP)attempted to ruin the celebration by pushing themselves into the front ranks of the march while holding protest signs, they subsequently posted selfies on social media and stories of a massive protest on a plethora of news sites under their control. Prime Minister Whohasmuchtodo was quick to let the minions at Pravda Chronicle know that this was to be countered with stories of him eating sugar-cakes and petting puppies at a tea party.
Opposition Leader Jagdeo wants to smoke weed legally!
In a shockingly honest (for the former dictator) admission, Opposition Leader Jagdeo called for changes to the Marijuana Laws, he asked that he and all other citizens be given the right to get high on the ‘ganja’ plant, he further indicated a willingness to support possible large scale ventures in cultivation of the male species of the plant. “we want to allow conscious voting on marijuana” … Reporters were unsure if the Opposition Leader meant that members of Parliament would be allowed to vote according to personal preference on marijuana laws or if he meant they would be high on the dope during sessions, he could not be reached for clarification.
Sincerely
RS
Editor
Now if the PM and his Deputy of Pravda Information (DPI) not impressed by the above and would rather stick to the humdrum shade on the dam….
