Nepotism in Government
“Nepotism chief!, we gat dem dis
time, the minister jus hire he fairy godmother as an adviser, blatant nepotism!
Outrageous!!” shouted the reporter manning the political desk, “hold tight dere
fatboy’ said the editor “calm down…when the man said fairy godmother ..who you
thought he mean?”…. “obviously his gay godmother, ah mean..people using all
kinda terms these days, fairy, homosexual, bullah…all mean the same thing ..antiman’
declared the reporter, “look sir, use of the word antiman could get you fired
around here, this is not the No Chirren Network (NCN) we gat standards! , you
ever consider dat the man was talking about a fictional character? Like in lil
pickney storybook? …but I see your point now that I think about it, look, go
try to find out if is a real anti person he talking about, ask around…”
Our reporter asked the opinion of
many, here is a sampling of replies to the question
Reporter: Do you think the
minister was referring to a real person or fictional character when he said his
‘fairy godmother’ wished him to do something?
Cde Rotee: I think it can be a
bit of both, I for example had Mrs. J who looked out for me like a fairy
godmother, in fact, had she not done so I would have probably ended up as a
mini-bus driver or conductor.
Cde. Mustachio: I would opine
that it was a fictional reference; the suggestion to bulldoze a nuthouse coming
from an imaginary voice inside your head does present a certain logic, after
all we lock people who listen to imaginary voices and friends in their heads in
nuthouse, do we not? Self preservation man, self preservation…
Man in the street: I think is one
of dem ‘lodge’ thing, cause if you will recall, the said minister was recently
playing the role of fairy godmother to larry, he wave a wand an’ turn larry
office building into a certified bond and then he play Santa Claus an’ give he
a certified check to pay for it … so in closing I would like to say dat these
homosexuals are taking over the country.
The Brutal Crew Spokesperson: I
would like to say dat the previous person you interviewed who said homosexuals
are taking over the world…. well he should know, he likes the lumber and he
pays for it by the inch… as for the minister, who knows, my lips are sealed.
Due to the degeneration of the
topic, our reporter was recalled to the office and this is all we will say on
the topic.
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Crime Round-up
The Guys Planting Firearms (GPF) this week reported that Crime
going down in Guyana, our reporters in the field provided reports that backed
this statement up, our about town man said “yep, it going down as we speak, it
going down on Sheriff street, it going down at the bus park, Regent street, Camp
street, it going down everywhere, it even went down at a five year old’s
birthday party on D’urban street on Saturday, shots fired rass, even the lil
chirren sweetie and jub-jub not safe anymore, in fact the next knock or kick on
your door could be the sound of the next crime to go down.”
The GPF also launched a National manhunt for the maniac who
keeps encouraging Sharmaine to make new music videos, The madness must stop now
declared acting Commissioner Somethingortheother, it is an invasion of the
senses, it not helping the suicide rate.
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