To Prorogue or not to Prorogue
Wha' happen to parliament dese days? many are asking if the
democratic institution has been abandoned, amid growing concern from the ABC
(read white massas) countries, Presi convened an emergency meeting of his
cabinet to address the issue. Guysnooze, as always knew a fly on the wall.
Cde. "whashename" Junior Minister: Hey ye, hey ye, all rise for the most
excellent President.
Presi: Thank you Minister ahmm... well...yes, well thank you minister, (looks
around the room) where is everybody?
Hardman: Excellency, I apologize for my colleagues who are
not present today, but we are trying to establish communication via Skype to
ensure they participate fully.
Presi: Apologize! is dat all you good for? cayn open a paper
without seeing you groveling or sniveling about some crap you said the day
before, think before yuh talk nuh! , I called this meeting to find a date
convenient for all to reconvene parliament, Massa getting upset and the ass
from Guysnooze keeps saying we "prorogued" parliament! ... we just
postponed it indefinitely a distinction that seems lost on that jackass! get them on the skype quickly, I ent got all
day, dis cutting into my suppertime.
Skype: bonjour kemarades! it is I! cde. mustachio beaming
from gay paree!
Presi: adjust yuh camera all we seeing is a talking mustache
and clean the lens, look like it raining in paree...
Skype2: hey! dis is Kaddy, repording on the nice wedder in
Canada hey! great day to be a tourist minister.
Presi: nice weather? yuh bundle up like frostee and look
fatter than nigel, we got to get a wide angle lens.
Skype3: greetings from Alpha football
Presi; Security breach! security breach! code red, code red!
Hardman: kalm down Grandad, is only Dinga, is a mistake, he
on my frequently dialed and bess fren list, my bad... lemme disconnect him, my
apologies Dolphinman411 , but I will call you later.
Presi: I see yuh apologize to a PPP supporter at last....ah
watching yuh close close... who else missin?
Hardman: nagas ent got me on skype, ah think he black me, yuh
bai, Greenish on a business trip in Rio, we trying to get he but the connection
not picking up, so we ent know how he faring...
Presi: "faring" indeed! well we could give he another two
minutes.. hahahha
Skype 4: hello, hello, is dis thing on? tap, tap, hello?
like it ent wukking... sor, yuh got to put the ting in yuh ears... oh, well
hello? this is your leader, well if yuh in the WPA hahah, how ya'll doing,
reporting we doing fine in Atlanta.
Presi: Woofert, is Mamna wid you?
Cde. Woofert: yeh, she deh hey, but I nat risking my phone
camera... yuh gon hear she voice jus now...manma seh sumting...
Mamna: (sings) hello..from the other sideeeeeee!...
Presi: my ears, my ears.... now I can never un-hear dat,
thanks for spoiling Adele for me.. now to the business, this postponement of
parliament cannot go on indefinitely,
ya'll got to all be home at one time so we can restart the ting, pass
laws, mek jokes about the PPP an' ting... the public missing the
entertainment...
Skype5: hey hardman, I hope I am not late, just had some
"business" to attend to, foreign affairs if yuh know what ah sayin' ,
"precoce"
is what they call me here (wink wink)
Presi: COMRADE GREENISH! ....PUT ON A SHIRT AND ZIP UP YOUR
FLY!!!
Greenish: Hardman, yuh setting me up, I gon remember...
(reappears with shirt on)
Mamna: so, excellency, when we thinking fuh dis parliment
ting?
Presi: Feburary 10th
Mamna: Oh No!, I have an international gathering of
hairdressers conference to attend in Italy.
Presi: but you is not even a hairdresser..
Mamna: yes, presi, but...hairdressing salons are places of
social cohesion...plus I gon get a free makeover.
Presi: well any makeover might help...how the 16th February?
Cde. Mustachio: ahm..chief ...I got a meeting of the grand Pooh-Bahs
of the legal world in meheco! ayeee! ayee!
Comrade Soninlaw: dad...ah mean Excellency, me and han going
on our third honeymoon in march, so if yuh could mek this thing for April..
Rumjatan: April bad for me, May or July is better...
Presi: wha happen to June?
Rumjattan: meeno, wha happen to she?
Presi: June the month! I decree Parliament will be reconvened
in June , the 15th to be exack!
Hardman: ahm..presi...me an' you supposed to be in Brooklyn
for the annual gathering of the funds...
Presi: Ok, Ok August! august! ...any objections???
All the Ministers: but August is the Olympics.....
Presi: look, leh we leff dis thing postponed...who needs it
anyway, is a rubber stamp and a platform for Jagdeo to show off heself...
Hardman: Meeting prorogued.,,ah mean postponed,,ahm.. done! the meetin done!
*Editor's Note: nah worry,massa knows best...
